Hottest rumour about iPad3 – delivered directly by a messenger from Mercury!
All you Apple-fans out there, waiting for the magic event today when Apple will reveal their curtains and tell us what the new iPad3 will look like – I will tell you something that will make you drool with desire to get your brand new iPad3 sooner than possible.
We have all read the various rumours: a 7-inch iPad, an HD iPad, an iPad with a “texture-feel” on the touchscreen, and one of the latest is that the iPad3 will be made of liquid metal.
Well, since I am Asa In The Middle Of The World, I don’t have to chase rumours; the important news and facts come to me by themselves. Like now. This messenger boy arrived from Mercury and told me that this is what the iPad3 will be like:
It will be made out of touch-sensitive liquid metal with a ”memory”, which means it can be stored in different ways.
You can, for example, buy a small bottle of Liquid iPad3 and then pour a drop of it in your hand, and voila, you will get a macro-sized iPad in your hand. Add a drop, and the metal drops will join and form an iPad the size of two drops. Though, unless you are an ant, there won’t be much you can do with it. So, you’d better pour out some more, why not the whole bottle and then you will get an iPad about the size you have today.
The iPad bottles come in different sizes, so you can choose the size that suits your device. You will also be able to buy a spray can of liquid iPad3 so you can spray your iPad on different surfaces, such as a wall.
It’s like a miracle! And when you want to store your liquid iPad, you just say ”AppleKadapra”, and it will go back into the bottle.
There you go! I’m sorry if I spoiled today’s event for you, now that you know…
